Why Kamba Women Are The Best In Bed

Why Kamba Women Are The Best In Bed

It’s a talent they call it!

In the words of a layman, Kamba women make love ‘nikama wametumwa’. They do it with so much passion coated with aggression that you begin fearing your ‘D’ might get broken. Well, every tribe is talented in something.

Kalenjins are talented in athletics, Luhyas like me are talented in eating and shagging and Luos are talented in flossing and being romantic. So bedroom athletics is the area of specialization for Kamba women. Who are we to judge? Who are we?

The Kamba chic’s natural creativity and systematizing impulse express itself with magnificent attention to detail when naked. I can tell you for ‘free’ that you will never get a better… or more meticulous sexpereience than the one you get from a Mumbua or Mwende.

They are biologically wired to get wetter and homier than other women

There’s the urban legend myth that Kamba women are majimaji. This means they get wet in more cubic litres than normal women. It’s in their DNA. Blame it on their ancestors. Outside of coastal women, you will not meet more slippery and cock-conscious chicks than Kamba woman.

The heavens refused to bless Kambaland with water and blessed women with water instead. As a result of their heavy appetite for the ‘D’, Kamba women make lungula all too awesome. Just make sure you have the strength to last.

They love their bodies with their adorable flaws.

Not all Kamba women are hot but In comparison to women from other tribes, Kamba women are more in harmony with their bodies. They live in a society that isn’t obsessed with being slim and having fat butts.

While some women from other tribes are constantly worried how they look in the wrong lighting, and how the ambiance has to be just right for them to feel comfortable getting naked, a Kamba woman doesn’t worry so much about appearances in relation to sex. So long as her ‘P’ is functioning, she will get naked and do it.

You’ll never see her getting insecure about their stretch marks and fat. No matter how tiny her bobbies are, she’ll still flaunt them all over your face and order you to suck them. No matter how tiny her ass is, she will still ask you to spank her.

They are addicted to sex

Back to the point – ‘Kamba women are addicted to sex.’ Of course, any Kamba woman will be quick to dispel the notion that has dogged the Eastern tribe for years, but statistics and personal experiences have proven this notion to be factual and not just disinformation.

Some say it’s because their fellow Kamba men don’t hit it right.. You see, when a woman isn’t getting enough of something, she’ll keep wanting more of it. Another option will be for her to look for it elsewhere.

So maybe Kamba men just aren’t providing enough lungula to their women. In the words of Lil Wayne, ‘Whoever is hitting it ain’t hitting it right, coz she looks like she needs ‘D’ in her life.’. Have you ever heard Luhya women complain?
They are confident in their techniques.

Kamba women know how to take the initiative.

Most importantly, they live in the moment. They don’t start sucking the ‘D’ with the fear of, “OMG, am I doing it right?” Instead, they give it their all and think, “He’s going to beg me to never stop, because I’m so good at it.” They don’t second guess themselves but relish in the power that comes with confidence.

While shagging them, they meet your thrusts with equal fervor, like colliding asteroids of flesh.When a Kamba woman is giving it to you, then you can sure that her mind is clear and she is giving herself over to the pleasure unlike some other women who keep worrying about salon and school fees instead of enjoying the act.

Kamba women have also mastered all the positions and invented new ones as well. I heard that those that live in bedsitters have invented the ‘touch the gas cylinder’ position. I’ll have to confirm.

They learn to keep feelings out of it

If you are an emotional guy, this is bad news for you. Kamba women know how to erect a fence between séx and emotions. A Kamba girl can break up with you in the morning and by evening she’ll be getting devoured by another man. Kamba women are basically the queens of moving on.

It’s like they feel men are assholes and the only good thing they can offer is the ‘D’. Enjoy a Kamba woman but never make the mistake of developing feelings for her after a one-night stand. You will be surprised at how quickly she will forget about you

Her craving for intimacy and her wellspring of empathy might draw you in. And then right at the moment, you fall deepest for her you will see another man’s arm around her waist. The best thing to do is to let her be the one to fall for you. Not the other way round.

They aren’t ashamed of sex matters

Through random and quick sampling, Kamba chics have learned what works and what doesn’t. Such knowledge is then passed to future generations. They are less neurotic and don’t sweat the small stuff. Let’s just say that Kamba women realized a long time ago that sex is just an essential part of being human.

They don’t steer away from their séxual cravings. Because human sexuality isn’t something that’s hidden in the shadows, Kamba women are brought up understanding that sexual urges and desires, no matter how kinky or off the map they may be, are not just healthy, but part of being alive.

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